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36 reasons why a computer is better than a girlfriend

  1. a top of the line pc may cost you 20K + but you know its yours forever
  2. you can have as many pc’s as you like without the fear of them finding out about each other
  3. if you get rid of your pc it won’t try and take half of everything you own
  4. a pc will not get angry at you for looking at other pc’s
  5. pc’s have no problem being in a room with your old pc
  6. you can use your friends pc they (usually) won’t mind
  7. your pc won’t stop talking the pill and not tell you
  8. your pc is happy to be played with at any time
  9. pc’s and girlfriends both have brands but dell and Acer sound better than slut and skank
  10. if your pc is hot you can always put fans and cooling fins in it….girlfriends usually don’t like that
  11. if you don’t like the way your pc looks you can change it without getting a new one
  12. old pc’s are still as good as the day they were made
  13. if your computer doesn’t understand something you can always just get a codec
  14. if you want a better part to your computer you can just put it in….girlfriends don’t like being told they need a ram upgrade
  15. you can have as many pc bits in your room without having to explain it to the police
  16. whilst a modern-day computer may occasionally crash you can fix it by reinstalling your operating system if your girlfriend crashes you may need to replace the whole car
  17. pc’s don’t get angry once a month
  18. usually when you fuck with your pc you don’t have to worry about getting it pregnant
  19. pc’s don’t tell you that they’re pregnant when they’re not…
  20. you don’t have to worry about a pc’s when you don’t turn up home for a week
  21. computers don’t start fights with other computers
  22. you don’t feel nervous when its your first time with your computer
  23. computers don’t drag you out shopping
  24. a computer won’t use your credit card without your permission
  25. some people understand why a computer does all the things it does
  26. a computer won’t run away with your best mate
  27. if your best mate runs away with your computer you can have the bastard charged with theft
  28. if your computer dies you go out and get a new on the next day…..and you don’t feel bad about doing so
  29. you can do what you want with as many pc’s as you like at the same time
  30. music sounds good when a pc plays it
  31. you can play with your computer at any time
  32. computers rarely have a spontaneous headache when you’re playing with them
  33. you play a computer game girlfriends play you
  34. you can say that white computers are better without being racist
  35. if you only play with your computer for 5 minutes it doesn’t complain
  36. if you play with your computer for more than a day it doesn’t go to sleep half way through