a top of the line pc may cost you 20K + but you know its yours forever
you can have as many pc’s as you like without the fear of them finding out about each other
if you get rid of your pc it won’t try and take half of everything you own
a pc will not get angry at you for looking at other pc’s
pc’s have no problem being in a room with your old pc
you can use your friends pc they (usually) won’t mind
your pc won’t stop talking the pill and not tell you
your pc is happy to be played with at any time
pc’s and girlfriends both have brands but dell and Acer sound better than slut and skank
if your pc is hot you can always put fans and cooling fins in it….girlfriends usually don’t like that
if you don’t like the way your pc looks you can change it without getting a new one
old pc’s are still as good as the day they were made
if your computer doesn’t understand something you can always just get a codec
if you want a better part to your computer you can just put it in….girlfriends don’t like being told they need a ram upgrade
you can have as many pc bits in your room without having to explain it to the police
whilst a modern-day computer may occasionally crash you can fix it by reinstalling your operating system if your girlfriend crashes you may need to replace the whole car
pc’s don’t get angry once a month
usually when you fuck with your pc you don’t have to worry about getting it pregnant
pc’s don’t tell you that they’re pregnant when they’re not…
you don’t have to worry about a pc’s when you don’t turn up home for a week
computers don’t start fights with other computers
you don’t feel nervous when its your first time with your computer
computers don’t drag you out shopping
a computer won’t use your credit card without your permission
some people understand why a computer does all the things it does
a computer won’t run away with your best mate
if your best mate runs away with your computer you can have the bastard charged with theft
if your computer dies you go out and get a new on the next day…..and you don’t feel bad about doing so
you can do what you want with as many pc’s as you like at the same time
music sounds good when a pc plays it
you can play with your computer at any time
computers rarely have a spontaneous headache when you’re playing with them
you play a computer game girlfriends play you
you can say that white computers are better without being racist
if you only play with your computer for 5 minutes it doesn’t complain
if you play with your computer for more than a day it doesn’t go to sleep half way through